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hot pistachio

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When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it
Did your gir like that hot pistachio
by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017
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National Pistachio Day

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National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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Joe Pistachio

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A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.

Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley
"This is Joe... Jooooooooe, Pistachio!"
by Jack Flack June 1, 2004
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A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.
Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!
by MTS73 August 25, 2010
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pistachio ginger nut

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Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!
I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!
by Xeg June 10, 2017
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1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.
"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"
by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018
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pstachio

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The penis enlargement drug. Please don't be a retard, use with safe precaution and remove the shell before attempting to digest, thank you! Have a nice day.
Oi!, muda bish, would you look at the size of my tallywacker! *holding a bag of pstachios in one hand and faintly holding onto elongated penile in the other*
by shibbymill12 September 15, 2011
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