Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

papercut snatch

Pertaining to a ladies genitalia,usually a lady in her prime.

That bird I shagged last night was unbelievable! Her cunt was perfect, it was a papercut snatch surrounded by candy floss

by Shytalk July 4, 2009

Poopernuggets

Nuggets of poop, also can be said or yelled if something bad happens.

I left you some nice poopernuggets in your bathroom.
Ahhh poopernuggets! My girlfriend just cheated on me!

by Baby Dangler 5000 January 9, 2011

Pooperstown

Another name for the Cooperstown, located in Upstate New York. It gets its nickname due to the fact that everyone and everything there is full of shit. And all this shit flows into the nearby lake.

I can’t believe I just spent a day in Pooperstown. What a shithole!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Poopyruth

When your shit has a such a high corn content that it looks like a Baby Ruth Candy bar.

I need to lay off the corn - the past 2 morning dumps have been Poopyruths.

by TheRealRTFF July 13, 2016