Poolaxin

when you are hanging out at the pool doing nothing but soaking up the sun the cooling off maybe a frosty beverage, repete, much like chillaxin but with a pool involved, not to be used with a lake, ocean, river or creek

we were poolaxin at my house after the long humid day in the sun

by jasbtin June 14, 2010

Pooland

The proper name for the country of Poland. Because it has shitty people and is a total shithole.

I'm a southerner and we don't want the white niggers from Pooland

by Shadow Spectre June 24, 2018

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

by Difose October 16, 2008

poolatta

A Dunkin Donuts coffee induced bowel movement.

I was driving down the road sipping my coffee and I had the sudden urge to have a major poolatta.

by the fixer January 5, 2009

poollaxin'

the act of chilling and/or relaxing, poolside

Memorial Day weekend and I was just poollaxin' and watermellin'.

by jvcwut November 24, 2011

Pooplanking

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

pooplash

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015