poontacker

someone who attacks the vagina with a large sandpapery object

Gurll i heard that you poontackered someone last night?

Was that fun?!

by shananay January 2, 2008

poontache

Originates from le pub. Defined as batty moustache sported by a poon.

"oh 'eck Jill, look at that poontache!"

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom trimming me poontache."

by le fool December 2, 2004

poonicorn

someone so gay they are like a poon wearing a unicorn

God you peoples are hellsa being poonicorns, you guys suck.

by Erik and Clayton March 25, 2004

poonack

A little chinese pussy

That poonack couldn't get in batgirl's pants

by Brandon Howarth July 10, 2007

poniac

A pony lover. Brony. Someone That likes MLP a little too much.

That person is a raving Poniac.

by CorgehsFriend January 9, 2015

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020

Poonicorn

1. A woman who is hornier for sex than a man. So rare it probably doesn't really exist.

2. A unicorn with a dildo for a horn

That girl from the party wanted to have sex more than me... What a poonicorn...

That poonicorn porn gave me nightmares of being gored by a horse

by Kahnny supanewsome pone December 4, 2020