preaner

Also spelt Preener and sometimes Preanar, someone (usally a guy)about 15 or so who hangs around with tweens only so they can be praised by those naive and younger then them. Is dangerously close to a cradle-snatcher

That Toby is such a preaner. I heard he tried to hook up at lil' Sharece's party last Thursday. He gives me the creeps.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

crowd pleaser

When a girl is good for everyone and "pleases" a bunch of guys.

That girl Kelly is a crowd pleaser, she sucks everyone's dick .

by DEEZ NUTZZ December 2, 2016

Ebinizer Pleaser

A well endowed man

His ebinizer was quite the pleaser last night! It was huge.

Or... His ebinizer wasnt quite the pleaser.

His ebinizer wasn't a pleaser, it was a teaser.

Ebinizer Pleaser

by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood January 8, 2010

pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

pussy pleaser

A pussy pleaser is a man's dick... it pleases women's pussies!

His pussy pleaser felt so good inside of me!

by PINKY June 27, 2004

Shut your man pleaser

Telling a female (or homosexual male) to be quiet

Wife: Help me with the dishes

Man: Shut your man pleaser, the game is on

by Term837 August 3, 2008