plasturbate

1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.

I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.

by e=mchammered December 21, 2008

Plasturbation

the act of masturbating when you are drunk, or "plastured"

Bro that dude over there is in a gnarly plasturbation sesh.

by california bro February 26, 2011

plusturbate

To give "+1" for your own post or comment on Google+.
It´s like you liketurbate - but on another social network.

Hey Jeff, you´ll go blind if you plusturbate the whole morning in front of your monitor!

by Battle Rear Solid July 5, 2012

Plasterbation

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.

1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.

by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009

Plasterbation

the action someone who is addicted to posting pictures of themselves on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter.

Sami: "Look at me in in the mall, and me at school, and me in the fountain, and..."
Charles: "You really have a plasterbation problem..."

by Stan the Goob February 14, 2012

plasterbase

To masturbate, then release ones load onto the wall

Guy 1- Man you got some white walls in this room
Guy 2- Yeah, this is my plasterbase room
Guy 1- Sweet

by The ham man April 13, 2013

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011