picnic life

To be in a situation that is ironically not as easy as a picnic.

"I just tried to get on my boyfriend's back for a piggy back ride, I jumped right over his shoulders and landed on my face. PICNIC LIFE!"

"My boyfriend clicked over on a phone conversation with me, and accidentally conferenced the two calls, I heard him making plans with his OTHER girlfriend, PICNIC LIFE!"

by nomnomtown January 14, 2010

Picnic Day

A 24-hour reign of debauchery and drunkeness in Davis, CA focused around the alcohol-soaked college students of UC DAIVS. Many who indulge in this springtime event have little to no recollection of the day spent. This is event is heald just before the Whole Earth Festival, and is home to over 200 events

Girl: Woah! I have the worst hangover ever. And where are my clothes?!
Friend: Ah, Picnic Day strikes again!

by aggie of the past November 13, 2011

pitniney

Old southern slang term, used to describe a poor/uneducated black woman with alot of kids.

As we drove down the dirt road, we passed an old pitniney walking with 5 kids behind her.

by Old Cracker September 15, 2010

sunday picnic

sitting on the ground, eating bread, staring at the sky (preferably with clouds)

my friend, who has mayyybe an hour total playing minecraft, is learning how to survive by having a sunday picnic.

by fonkitybonkity September 27, 2020

Muddy Picnic

A muddy picnic is same as a Wet Picnic except that the sexual activity involves anal sex and the post coital clean up involves wiping up with the picnic blanket.

Frank and Carol went to the nature trail where their plans for a quick wet picnic turned into a Muddy Picnic. The fried chicken and potato salad ended up going to waste.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2015

nifty picnic

Neat; Cool; neat idea.

Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.

by Georgee May 1, 2008

Russian Picnic

Take sprats and pickled cabbage and put it on dark bread; open a bottle of vodka. If you eat sprats and pickled cabbage on dark bread, follow it with vodka, and fucking love it, you're having a russian picnic.

When you've had enough russian picnics, you might start having the urge to beat people with a fish (effective for social control and rehabilitation).

by killthekraut August 22, 2009