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phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.
"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007
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Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
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plankdriving

When someone wins a competition or sporting event in a very convincing fashion it can be described as a "Plankdriving"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"
Did you see that soccer match yesterday? It was a total plankdriving
by f1Freed May 14, 2021
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Planktussy

Plankton pussy

I don't even know where people would find this useful
Planktussy
by James McGill July 5, 2022
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duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
by skanketeer March 14, 2009
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Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.
April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank
by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016
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