Planktussy 

Plankton pussy

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Planktussy

Planktussy by James McGill July 5, 2022

Plantussy 

Noun

The sweet, watery, succulent vagina on any plant in existence.

Man: “Ah shit, Darin, I got that sweet plantussy from my Aunt Irene’s hydrangea.”

Plantussy by Perhaps? July 16, 2022