Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 May 12, 2018

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022

marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

by PWS27 July 11, 2017

It ain't nothing but a peanut

A saying used to psych your self up, just before liftin wieghts. Used by ronny coleman.

David "This weight is really heavy"
Tom "It ain't nothing but a peanut"

by dark0dave February 18, 2010

peanut arms

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.

Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.

by Vengeus October 16, 2010

Peanough

When you simply can't handle any more peanut butter

"Ugh, I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. I think I've had peanough!"

"I love peanut butter, but sometimes I just have peanough"

Jill walked in to find jack, cradling a jar of peanut butter in his arms, mumbling unintelligibly

Jill: jesus, you look sick! haven't you had peanough?

Jack: Yeah, i've had peanough...

by spicyapplepie September 21, 2014

Peanut Butter Teeth

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.

Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.

by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017