peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

by darkbob October 15, 2006

Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

Peptomaniac

When you're obsessed with Pepto-Bismol. When you just fuckin love Pepto-Bismol, and you just cant stop drinking it.

Person 1 "You ever just wanna slather yourself with Pepto-Bismol?"
Person 2 "What.The. Actual.Fuck. is wrong with you?"
Person 1 "I feel like it would just feel so good"
Person 2 "What do you do after? walk around the streets looking like an aborted Teletubby"?
Person 1 "I would just fuckin' .........ya know"
Person 2 "you're a fucking Peptomaniac"

by Ryanblox March 25, 2021

Patton Middle School

Patton Middle School, located near Unionville High School in PA, the 6th graders are juuling, the teachers feminazis, the 7th graders are all white and think they’re hot shit and the 8th graders are all of these.

“I heard he’s from Patton Middle School, definitely white”
“ Kaitlin bump sum 21 savage”

by LittleTykes April 17, 2019

pestork

Engage in the physical act of love, especially when the actor is a prominent politician and is doing so notwithstanding marriage to another.

Gov. Sanford could have been a contender for the presidency, were it not for his decision to repeatedly pestork that Argentine.

by chicago bureau July 16, 2009

Pepto Diarrhea

Similar to Pepto Bismol, Pepto Diarrhea is for those people who have abnormally liquidy diarrhea

Friend: Man Brooke, you seem like you need some Pepto Diarrhea
Brooke: I know:( I ordered some last night

by russianprincesso1 November 12, 2019

Ethan patton

The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning

Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton

by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019