pesturbator

To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.

*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

peesturbating

When a woman inserts her phalanges into her vagina while at the same time peeing.

Emily enjoys peesturbating in public toilets often.

by TenCentTacos December 19, 2015

Passturbate

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

by Master Zed June 5, 2016

mensturbate

When females go into their monthly menstrual period their hormones go all out of wack and required to be fulfilled by masturbation. Aka flicking the red bean

"it's that time of the month, but i'm feeling an urge to mensturbate"

by rockybalboa. December 29, 2016

pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

by Egg Pail February 17, 2024

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023