pesturbator 

To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.

*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.

pesturbator by kingbumii May 6, 2015

pastorbator 

An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.

After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.

pastorbator by MCK73 February 10, 2014

Pasterbator 

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

Pasterbator by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

pestulator 

Term used to describe the pervy-ness of a partiularly greasy man towards a woman

Emma thought the wierd man who was sat next to her at the bar desperately trying to chat her up and buy her drinks was such a pestulator

pestulator by Creach January 16, 2010

peturgatory 

the act of being perturbed because you are stuck in a situation; a mix of being perturbed and stuck in purgatory.

Aunt Melinda is stuck in peturgatory with her ex, Robert.

peturgatory by yungdaddyissues March 20, 2015