fucktard penisface

Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny

Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"

Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "

by Allahu akhbar Taliban paki February 17, 2020

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

Penis Sack

Where a whole bunch of dudes get a paper bag and put their dicks in the bag while jacking off.

"Hey bros! We should stop playing gamecube and do a penis sack."

by Teamrubert August 5, 2008

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

peniscock

term used for somebody stupid/ignorant or annoying, or a man with two wieners that can pleasure a girl very good through both holes, but only has one big nut.

A girl saying "wow that peniscock was good last night, my anus AND vagina hurts." Or a dad saying to his son "go clean off the the kitchen table you peniscock!"

by peniscock October 5, 2008

penisacorn

Noun: A mythical horse that lives in the mountains of Canadia and has a penis on its forehead instead of a horn, like a typical unicorn.

Matt: So I went to Canadia the other day
Josh: Yeah? Did you see a penisacorn?
Matt: Yeah. He tried raping me.
Josh: Lucky!

by #Literally January 27, 2014

penissuckle

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum

1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"

by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009