Sleep paralysis 

All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese

Sleep paralysis:ahh it’s Ron

Sleep paralysis by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019

babe paralysis 

A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.

Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.

babe paralysis by WarpFactorFive October 14, 2011

email paralysis 

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

email paralysis by Brett March 8, 2005

Post nut paralysis (PNP) 

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

Post nut paralysis (PNP) by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

anal paralysis by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Perfectionist Paralysis 

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

Perfectionist Paralysis by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

purralysis 

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

purralysis by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013