pooralysis

You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....

classic case of pooralysis

I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...

by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009

pooralysis

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

by blackpaw February 12, 2018

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011

poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

Cat Paralysis

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.

Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.

by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013