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When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.
I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.
by blackpaw February 12, 2018
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You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....

classic case of pooralysis
I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...
by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009
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