patagoober

In the trendy outdoor merchandise world, someone who loves Patagonia, or Patagucci, so much that they revolve their entire wardrobe and life around it. Usually, they will point out to those who are around them of the awesome clothing that they are wearing.

I swear I was the only guy on the slope today who wasn't a pathetic Patagoober.

by dunder mufflicker April 1, 2009

pathag

1. the shortened word for "pathagrean theorem"
2. an adjective used to describe something that is both "pathetic" and "fag" like

J.B. doesn't know how to use the pathag? that's sooo pathag!

by ohannahgee March 24, 2010

Patagium

The skin between the fore and hind legs of a flying squirrel which enables them to fly!

She was so aluring to the closed eyes, he realised she was the patagium that helped him find his nutz;)

by Flyingsqurrelsfoundthiernutz! June 14, 2010

patagonia

Place that people go to when they are bored of playing video games with their mates - often decided upon by spinning a globe and pointing with the finger - followed by a lot of research to "justify" their decision.

You: Hey Mate- where are you going for your Holiday away from your good friends who enjoy your company?
Mate: Patagonia
You: How did you decide that?
Mate: I made a very thought out and rational decision based on things that interest me about Patagonia.

by Dave the Bottle Monk December 6, 2015

patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 30, 2016

patagon

A patagon is that kind of guy who you instantly love <3

I patagon you. (I love you)
You patagon me. (You love me)
We patagonate each other. (We will make love tonight)

by okkla May 24, 2017

Pitfag

Pitfag, A dog who is mean as fuck to his own brother. A dog which would bite the nuts of his own brother. A dog which was also his brothers bitch. This definition describes both brothers.
But snuggle at night and at times groom each other . When one leaves the premises the other barks to the point of 13 barking dog tickets. A dog who will confront an enemy and have his brothers back.A dog that is dachshund and black and tan coon hound!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde went hunting the other night. They treed 6 raccoons. After that they fell asleep in the truck box, spooning.Fuckin Pitfags!

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 3, 2019