paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's fucking cheep and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

by (-(-(-(- -)-)-)-) <--- Kirby Mafia November 2, 2007

Cincinnati Parachute

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 23, 2006

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched

Very thirsty

I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018