A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
http://xkcd.com/462/
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
by Threegunvash August 15, 2008