peanut parlor

a name for the person who does not know how to use the phrase peanut gallery properly.

Spelled parlour in Canada but pronounced exactly the same. Anyone who tries to pronounce the u is American or a peanut gallery.

i.e: George Bush is a peanut parlor or Kevin Morgan has peanut parlor ideas, as perceived by Rosie Lines.

by Dr. Grammer March 27, 2009

Piss Parlor

A men's restroom; a row of urinals in a bathroom

Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be right back.

Guy 2: Where you goin'?

Guy 1: I going to visit the piss parlor.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by Shrimpman April 7, 2011

Milking Parlor

When a female kidnaps multiple men and holds captive until at least having eight in custody. At this point she places each in a head gate where they are able to eat a high protein ration. Meanwhile the woman attaches a modified set of milking equipment and removes the semen from each male. This is repeated twice a day for years, until each male dies off or has to be put down.

Isn't is sad what happened to Jeremy? Eight years ago he went missing, and they found his body last week in a milking parlor.

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018

Nuclear Beauty Parlor

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.

Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?

by artbomb July 3, 2011

poo poo parlor

In case you wanted another term for bathroom, here you go.

After a hard day's work, I retreated to the poo poo parlor to take a nice long shit.

by moofuswoofus March 3, 2009

poo parlor division

1. The act of self defecation.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual January 28, 2006

massage parlor abbreviations

two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.

Massage Parlor Abbreviations

TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.

COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.

by Clod Hopper December 19, 2013