OctoNoChildPornOber

The one month out of the year where no one one should; create, consume or support child porn. Created October 2019 by comedian Anthony Jeselnik.

I failed OctoNoChildPornOber this year, just couldn't do it, maybe No Nut November will be better.

by LaKings666 October 25, 2019

Ortonism

Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.

...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!

by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

randy orton

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

by jen August 18, 2004

Orton Out

To drink Jack & Coke in massive quantities like a champ.

Dude way to Orton Out last night!! You and Brennan drank a 1.75 by yourselves!!!

by ThorCo May 12, 2009

ottoned

To be completely blanked or ignored.

In the team meeting today the director completely ottoned me!

by Dirty O'Ticket July 3, 2016

Oston

Oston is a handsome guy that isnt an asshole about it. Not only is he cute, he has the kindest heart and best personality that you never get tired of. Hes a good listener and also likes to joke around. He wont give up no matter what. If you think that the sky is blue he’ll say its cyan and you’ll go on about it for 6 hours!... not kidding lol. He has brown hair and brown eyes and a great smile. Oston cares a lot about his family and friends. When he really cares about someone he definitely shows it and will go to the ends of the earth to make others happy. Hes loyal, caring, and just overall the best person you’ll ever meet. If you meet an Oston, don’t lose him because he’s irreplaceable and someday you’ll build a winery with a mini animal farm on it. If you give him alcohol... ask him anything you want and he’ll answer. Oh and he’s hilarious sober or not but when hes drunk you better be sober or you’re screwed.

Hope: Oston you wanna make some steak tacos?
Oston: Only if theres wine!

by User117345812456 November 3, 2020

Otoniel

They are a outgoing, adventurous, pretty boy, and very confident. At times they would be overthinking but at the end of the day, they're always doing their best at everything they do and try to be the best version of themselves. They are also really funny and act like a child sometimes but everyone loves it

otoniel: My fish started walking
everyone: what is this guy saying hahaha

by Sally.O! November 23, 2021