One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

numbnuts

A complete and utter fucking moron.

That numbnuts just set his pecker on fire.

by Bejesus001 November 9, 2009

numbnuts

noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.

Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"

Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."

by The Opster January 31, 2010

Nimnut

(Nimnut) when someone calls you out when you do something stupid.
It can also be used in second conversation

Boyfriend: Babe where is my phone?
Girlfriend :What do you mean where is your phone?

Girlfriend: Your talking on it

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot
Girlfriend: your a Nimnut

Boyfriend: babe watchout watch where you are going
Girlfriend: still trips on the curb

Boyfriend: are you ok babe that's what I was trying to tell you.
Girlfriend: oh

by Bella Molino June 23, 2017

Mrs. Numbnuts

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

numnum

Delicious or yummy food; usually spoken to child or pet during feeding or before a snack.

She gave her child some delicious numnums to snack on.
Good boy Fido. Now Come get your numnum.
Open your mouth (hangar) the airplane is coming in for a landing carrying some yummy numnums.

by BJHWord September 13, 2012

numbnuts

"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie

by eric h August 9, 2003