Nostril Hockey

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.

"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."

by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

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nostricle

A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal cavity in when the mercury is reading minus anything.

It was -10 in Chicago's loop and nostricles were forming in my nose as I walked to the El train.

by Jeff DeLong January 15, 2009

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Salty Nostril

To cum on a table and have her snort it

Brian: I gave Jenna a salty nostril
Mike: You made her snort your cum?
Brian: Hell Yes!!
William: Thats Nuts

by SemperFi2013 March 1, 2007

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nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.

"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."

by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008

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nostrilablism

The act or practice of snorting the ashes of cremated human flesh by mankind.

Nostrilablism has been performed by ex Rolling Stones front man, Keith Richards, who, in April 2007, confessed to have mixed his fathers ashes into a line of cocaine and snorting it.

"There is nothing wrong with Nostrilablism. My dad wouldn't have minded."

by Andrew Munz December 24, 2008