The 12th U.S. state.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?
Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.
Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.
Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
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I'm moving to North Carolina, because my 2-ton Dodge pickup truck is slightly less ostentatious there than it is in Deer Park.
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by Kardamonster November 12, 2012
Get the North Carolina mug.A state that just simply is awful. One of the few asshole states who winters can get to single digits and summer to triple digit temperature. the people are mostly rednecks and hillbillys. they brag about how much laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd theey have and yes they say and spell it like that.If u go there everyone has too buttfuck UNC basketball since they cant get into a Private college like Duke. Horrible education and schools. Illegal drugs and alcohol are a daily part of life. Unfortunantly i was born in this state and until Im 18 i am stuck here. At least its not Alabama is the only bright spot of this state
man from North Carolina : Howdy duddy partner, sweet tea and watch UNC game.
Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
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