nutichi

The disease most men have that causes them to constantly scratch their testicles

Damn, I have the bad case of nutichi.

by Joe Merkin August 27, 2003

Nuticles

of or pertaining to the male genitals.

I owe you a kick in the nuticles

by P huNgy October 29, 2003

reverse nautilus

N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.

V. To do the reverse nautilus.

N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.

V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.

by assmurderer January 11, 2010

Nuting

Slang for "Nothing." Similar to the term nuttin', this particular colloquialism is believed to have originated from Holly Hill, a poverty-stricken area known for the under-educated residents, north of Daytona Beach, Florida.

First known use: 1975

Jeremy: Pa, you drank all my beer... Can you give me $5 so I can buy a 6-pack of Busch in a can?
Billy: I owe you nuting!
Jeremy: Dagnabit pa! You ain't good fur nuting!

by SiouxZQioux December 19, 2017

Nutily

When someone does something in a way that is so sexy or attractive that it has the potential to cause you to nut yourself.

“Yeah my boo thang nutily reapplied her vanilla chap stick, and right then and there I knew she was the one.”

by Hottie thottie October 12, 2019

Nutist

A nutist is someone who plays Fortnite and thinks they are good. They tend to play tournaments only to fail. On their free time they bust a lot of nuts. They are also very redneck. They tend to fail a lot of classes in school and need to take special education classes.

Patrick is such a nutist.

Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.

This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.

by Some Kind of Redneck Man December 8, 2019

nautica

brand of clothing that make sick shirts that lads and graffas wear.

Tommo: ben that nautica shirt is sik
Ben: i no braz

by benjohnson April 30, 2005