shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008

needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

Neelguy

A swine-fearing dumb animal, betrayed by its neurons but loved by its triangular tail.Neelguys can instantly make any moment awkward by farting.It has 4 stomachs, one of which it uses to protect its tail when it feels threatened by puzzles.10-year old children often poke it with bamboo sticks.

Happy : Want to go out tonight?
Mota : Sure.
Happy : Let me call a cab.
Mota : No need.We will ride a Neelguy instead.

by Neelguy August 7, 2011

Neeklen

someone who is shit at every game known to man.

Minecraft: 'Neeklen was slain by goat'
Neeklen: 'AHHHH FFS'

by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022

Drippy Needle

A shady tattoo shop.

She must have gone to the Drippy Needle to get that terrible tattoo.

by Mrs. Bonedog November 22, 2017

Sharon Needles

Sharon needles is a the most amazing drag queen in the herstory of rupauls drag race.

Sharon needles is my bae.

by zoe123moss June 27, 2016

Neela

Shes a loyal best friend and would never leave ur side shes nice,and cute

Friend:hello neela
Neela:hi!

by Lover54 October 12, 2019