necromangina

Numbness or loss of feeling related to excessive repeat performances of the "Stand Up and Flap Your Dong Between Your Legs" maneuver.

After rapidly flapping his dong between his legs in front of the bathroom mirror, Juan was startled to realize that he overdid it, and had caused himself temporary necromangina.

by Juan Swanson December 27, 2013

Necromancer

Brian Lumley defined necromancers in his Necroscope books as people who could learn the secrets of the dead by mutilating their corpses causing their still sentient spirits excruciating agony (they can't die again...). In his books this was a skill resurrected by the soviets

'hello mister necromancer I want to know what my sister got in my Granny's will; here's her body and 500 smackeroos I'll be in the hall'

'Not a problem comrade'

Dennis Nilsen Jeffery Dahmer voodoo not taking something to the grave

by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

Necromancer

To do with the dead,necromancer games was developed and owned by a majistrate judge that judges people’s lives during the day in domestic family court and at night climbs into his necromancer life and creates monsters and games and how to revive the dead and do unspeakable things that a judge should not even do

Necromancer games doesn’t actually promote any good behaviors as to insure plenty of money for the system in the future

by Mylarmeup June 11, 2018

Meme Necromancer

Someone who tries to revive dead memes (so exactly what it says on the tin)

Dude, ice age baby hasn't been funny in ages; quit trying to be a meme necromancer and just accept it.

by absolutepleb September 21, 2020

necromunger

the bad guys from the movie 'the chronicals of riddick'

they wore these weird red glass masks or something

holy shit that necromunger is comin at us, ahhhh

by Steven April 6, 2005

necromancer

1. A gothic fantasy character sporting an outfit too fantastic and ridiculous to be worn in real life.

2. One who conjures the spirits of the dead for purposes of magically revealing the future or influencing the course of events.

Here's a picture of my necromancer casting a spell. Do you think she looks goth enoough? Should I darken the shade of her lipstick and give her stiletto heels?

by Killing Kittens July 29, 2006

Necromancer

Someone who kills stuff with dead things.
A necromancer is a sorcerer who specializes in fighting with hordes of undead creatures. Generally found in video games or in old stories

The necromancer killed a goblin with a skeletal pirate

by Magma907 April 11, 2015