Naughty cow

A cow that likes running into walls

A naughty cow died

by Seb the skater January 20, 2019

The Naughty Farmer

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.

"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"

by Rossalicous April 11, 2007

naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.

"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."

by CasioClay December 18, 2007

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

naughty water

A strong alcoholic beverage, usually having 'naughty' connotations. Eg. Absinthe, Vodka, Whiskey

Would you like some naughty water, be careful it's quite strong?

by Mr. YOLO January 17, 2014

naughty bits

delicate way of refering to genitals; British origin

Through her sheer lingerie, I could see her naughty bits.

His imagination wandered below her belt to her naughty bits.

by Big Mike October 31, 2004

naughtification

notifying somebody that you're feeling or getting naughty.

Female : I wanna eat you alive!!
Male : I'll take that as a naughtification.

by unoneted July 8, 2009