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McDouchenstein

Someone who is such a douche that their personality and physical appearance resembles that of Frankenstein. They also frequently go to McDonalds.
Jim: Let's go to Dairy Queen.

Bob: I want McDonalds

Jim: Why?

Bob: Ahh Ennh must kill and eat McDonalds!

Jim: You're a McDouchenstein.
by Caleb S. October 20, 2008
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Mourdouche

A follower of Indiana State Treasurer Richard Mourdock who refers to Tea Party members that don't agree with him as douchebags. Hence, they are a Mourdouche.
Hey Mr. Tea Party guy, quit videotaping Richard Mourdock, you're a Mourdouche!
by DouchyFeel December 11, 2011
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Crud-mandouche

When the act of ass-kissing, or brown nosing ,as it is sometimes called, has become so ridiculously obvious, it's as if the perp has intentionally wrapped toilet paper around his own head, so as to become a human butt hole swab. It is at this time that the butt-smooching offender must forever be christened... Crud-mandouche.
Worker 1: Wow, looks like the boss' son is really crawling up the old keister today. huh?
Worker 2: What a total farken Crud-mandouche!
by Thecrudwhisperer March 30, 2010
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Mcdouchey

A chubby douche bag vegan who thinks that he is better than everyone else. A person who imposes his irrational ideas on his fellow co-workers and hates scented candles. A Mcdouchey might also be found in conjunction with a Poo Boy.
Mcdouchey, Fat Vegan, Male douche bag, tends to wine a lot.
by Mcdouchey Hater February 5, 2010
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misdouchery

concerning the use of a douche to introduce fluids into the body for reasons other than medical or hygiene purposes.
You filled your vagina with jello? Stop this misdouchery at once!

Examples of misdouchery:
1. Filling your vagina with chocolate syrup
2. A female's use of a shower head to masturbate
3. Flushing wildfire up your rectum to light farts on fire
by alien_from_Europa May 15, 2013
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mustouche

A mustache belonging to a douche. e.g. A coffee shop guitar player, or if Justin Bieber could grow facial hair.
Example usage:
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."
by christouche May 26, 2014
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McDouchebag

When you jump someone with a meal from McDonalds, Preferably better if commited with a happy meal.
Some douchebag, McDouchebag me said Harry
by McChuggit May 6, 2023
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