Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

muellerizing

Meaning to perform a process with gaps in accountability, bureaucratic fumbling, and a general lack of sense. Popularized by Nicole Wallace on her MSNBC TV show Dateline: White House when discussing the 1/6 committee.

In an effort to avoid the display of military uniforms during the insurrection the authorities ended up muellerizing the process of deploying troops to defend the congress.

by lawandco November 19, 2021

Mueller's syndrome

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.

Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome

by Pornhubsavedmymarriage April 3, 2020

muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

................................

You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2019

Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.

My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.

by gshook November 30, 2023

muellered

When you get federally prosecuted by Robert Mueller and his Federal Bureau of Investigation.

George Papadopoulos got muellered.

Did you hear about Michael T. Flynn getting muellered?

by S. Jay Double You February 28, 2018

Sydney Mueller

Shawty got a big ol' bootie. This Chick will love you more than anyone else. cries so much tho

Sydney Mueller is one crazy lady.

by monkeyboydman November 7, 2021