Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009

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melchzedeck

Has a big shlong. Loves to hit it. Over all a perfect short but bangin guy. Loves eating ping pong balls and drinking milk. Buff and short the objective of all aspiring Melchzedecks.

I was so melchzedecks last night.

by A.T.F.N April 15, 2016

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Adjective

A spineless state often accompanied by overwhelming despair, suicidal tendencies and an overall inability to get laid

Synonyms
Flaccid; useless; mopey; toneless; yielding; doormat; punching bag; cuckhold

Stop being so Melchy

He became very melchy after an extended period with no release

by Nut-Nut & Friends March 20, 2021

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muenchow

1. FAG

2. Very insecure person, usually with a hamster-like appearance.

3. World class pussy/douchebag.

4. Hamster-Man.

Man, the other day I was mackin hot pussy and some fuckin muenchow fucked it all up.

Dude I was at the pet store the other day and I saw this gnarly ass muenchow eatin' his own shit in the corner!!

by CMFG February 11, 2009

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mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

by AnonoJon December 29, 2010

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