melchzedeck

Has a big shlong. Loves to hit it. Over all a perfect short but bangin guy. Loves eating ping pong balls and drinking milk. Buff and short the objective of all aspiring Melchzedecks.

I was so melchzedecks last night.

by A.T.F.N April 15, 2016

melchizedek

Wearing strange underwear and declaring yourself a priest.

"I'm a Melchizedek Priest, so don't tell anyone at church I drink tea. Also, if you could not tell your friends about the undergarments..."

by Harles BoBarles December 20, 2016