Montero

A banger, like seriously. It's about being w/ a significant other and wanting to get closer (with some horndog lines) I've been listening to this song on loop and the lyrics be stuck in my mind. Seen a lot of yaoi AMVs with this song, and it fits well- Ok, but in all seriousness I would not come over if you call me when you want--

"Lil nas X has a great song, it's like somethin bout a name?"
"Yeah it's called Montero."

by koror June 21, 2021

Montero Hill

The hottest, coolest, prettiest person on this earth 🥵👌🏽😩

Montero Hill is hot

by Stream montero November 29, 2021

esteban montero

a perfectly round guy. Loves minecraft and likes a new girl each day.

- your typical Fuckboy

Hey Esteban Montero ! Who's the next girl?

by minecraftkid February 10, 2017

Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.

"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"

by dark-parrot October 14, 2011

liceo de monterrey girls campus

Private school located in Monterrey, Mexico. One of the most religious schools in which girls wear skirts up their booty and theirs shirts as crop tops. Be careful because their students may seem nuns but their like the devil: hot!

Girl 1: Why are you hot but act like a nun?
Girl 2: Because im from liceo de monterrey girls campus

by Firecracker89 October 25, 2019

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005

Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010