Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

mousterbation

The act of moving a PC mouse back and forth frantically in the hope the computer will work more efficiently.

"Stop mousterbating! It won't make it load any faster..." or "All he does all day is mousterbate!" or "If he carries on with his mousterbation, the PC will crash!"

by scotty037 April 9, 2009

momsturbate

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

by T & PP November 9, 2006

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.

"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."

by Che39 October 4, 2011

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009