Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Mystical Elf Creature

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.

Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?

by princess cour cour September 10, 2010

Wise Mystical Tree

A very wise tree that gives great wisdom and has a funny nigga face

Bro Look at that Wise Mystical Tree over there

by nugget lord 29395 October 16, 2022

Mystical Hobbit

A super cool adjective to describe an Internet Entity who has reached superstar status.

Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.

by Deb on the Rocks August 18, 2008

The Mystical Portal

Noun: The Mystical Portal is a large trailor with metal wings and a long plastic rigged drainage pipe for a neck that supports its large metal head. Mystical portals are usually found in wooded areas secluded from the city. Mystical Portals have been known to mate with 1986 GMC Astro Vans. Mystical Portals can be very territorial and are best tamed with road cones and pitchforks. Mystical Portals are rare nowadays because they can be scrapped for their precious metals at local junk yards. Although Mystical Portals are harmless, any human caught by authorities in, on, or around a Mystical Portal could be punished due to uncertainties of the potential power that the Mystical Portal may or may not have. Anyone that has came in contact or has seen a Mystical Portal is urged to contact "The Keepers of the Portal" immediately as documenting their whereabouts are necessary for the continued survival of Mystical Portals.

A long time ago a poor lost boy was walking though the woods. He became lost after hours of searching for an exit. Then he came to a clearing. he ran for joy to the vast opening only to see a huge metal monster staring him down. The boy ran and ran back into the forest while The Mystical Portal came closer. As he ran out of another exit a band was recording a song on the street corner. He rambled his story though the microphone until he vanished never to be seen again... now with combine efforts the "Keepers of the portal" protect it and the fellow citizens of the world from the distruction it may cause in the years to come.

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by SubBass100 June 3, 2009

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

mystical interlude

Used by Baby Boomers to replace "senior moment". It has a softer feeling than senior moment. Also- MI

Wait, I almost have the word I'm looking for. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm having a .....Mystical Interlude.......... and just can't come up with it.

by Sues January 4, 2008