Midget Pinkies

A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.

"Yeah, he's in the hospital. He was suckin' on Granny Raynor's midget pinkies and poked his eye out!!"

by JSnide October 3, 2008

Midget fart

A small fart that is quick and loud or quick and silent and VERY

SMELLY. or a small person aka A MOTHA FUCKIN TROLL. that is close or sitting next you that farts very loud and quick then doesnt care -.-

MAN1: dude did u hear tht fat chiks midget fart it smells like her tits!
MAN2: Ikno and shes like 4 ft tall!

by Alexvissosexy December 9, 2012

Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

moral midget

When a person is unprincipled, self-centered, has little to no regard for the wants and needs of other people. Morally unrestrained.

Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad is a moral midget.

by muphlon November 20, 2013

toss the midget

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

by HarryBalz July 15, 2017

Midget Porn

Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.

I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'

by CornershopMen August 18, 2018

tall midget

A person who is the most impressive out of of an unimpressive bunch, and tends to lord that over others. King of the dipshits.

Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.

by Stimford Bohemian October 12, 2003