Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.

(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.