Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

meet me at the station

A phrase used to discretely announce that you're arriving, or "cumming". Originally used on the British television series "The IT Crowd"

Bradley: Meet me at the station!

by honest≠asshole January 6, 2012

Meet, Greet and BEAT

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

by Frankie2times March 15, 2018

MeetMe

A social network site designed as a typical dating site such as Tindr, OKCupid, Zoosk, etc. What makes it stand out more than anything is that it's free and you can register even if you're a 14 year old. Well known to be home to an eccentric cesspool of people whom ironically you will probably be better off never meeting- attention whores, scumbags, desperate weirdos, and everything in between! It can get pretty entertaining at times, as the drama never seems to cease as they find their path to true love.

Ben: "Yo I hooked up with this chick off of MeetMe the other night, she ended up to be one of the craziest bitches I ever met."

by TheFussyDutchman April 7, 2014

Boy Meets World

THE BEST THING about 1993 and one of the best sitcoms EVAR

I watced Boy Meets World religiously when I was in middle school.

by Lucy April 21, 2005

meet-cute

Scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined-to-fall-in-love-and-be-together-forever sort of way (the more unusual, the better).

The way the characters meet in "Serendipity" or "When Harry Met Sally" or at least half the romantic comedies out there.

by Caffrin March 11, 2004

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004