Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

PRO!meditation Murder

The exceeding level of premeditaion murder. This type of murder is the most dangerous and well-planned.

The detectives were befuddled by the mafia due to their PRO!meditation murder tactics and couldn't pin the crime.

by sprgruvylama March 14, 2011

Migitating

1.To make smaller.
2.To Decrease.
3.To Reduce.

The migitating factors for this vulnerability are that the user must click the button that says “Click here to download the virus”.

by Nimh November 9, 2005

Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021

Meditation

The process of summoning the fucking devil Satan himself.

Kate: I was practicing meditation to have deep awareness in myself.
Josh: More like to summon creepy ass demons.

by datboi101lol March 3, 2021

medihating

The act of quiet reflection, thinking of the people you dislike and the revenge you will one day take on them. To engage in mental exercise, as concentration on one's breathing or repetition of a mantra, for the purpose of reaching a heightened level of spiritual awareness and anger.

Medihating is the hand that opens the door to enlightment.

by rjwd March 12, 2015