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Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

igitating 

when someone gets on your nerves and is a moron they are igitating.
when you won't stop laughing while someone tells you not to. that's igitating
igitating by Lorie Pipenger June 14, 2004

meditating 

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.
meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

Memitating 

When someone is imitating you in a condescending way, but instead of copying your words, they say "Meh Meh Meh" in the same tone and cadence that you did.
You: Mom! John's memitating me!
John: Meh! Meh meh meh meh meh!
Memitating by SmylyMom247 October 29, 2017

meditating 

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs
"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile
meditating by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009

Migrating Host.. 

The worst thing that could ever happen to a COD zombies player, happens when player 1 leaves or somebody has pisspoor internet. Usually only seems to happen during a good game and in the worst possible moment.
Player: wow I got ray gun from the box pack a punched and a wonder weapon with every perk and competent teammates! I might actually make it to a high round this time!
Zombies server: Migrating Host..
Player: SON OF A-