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Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

igitating 

when someone gets on your nerves and is a moron they are igitating.
when you won't stop laughing while someone tells you not to. that's igitating
igitating by Lorie Pipenger June 14, 2004

meditating 

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.
meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

Memitating 

When someone is imitating you in a condescending way, but instead of copying your words, they say "Meh Meh Meh" in the same tone and cadence that you did.
You: Mom! John's memitating me!
John: Meh! Meh meh meh meh meh!
Memitating by SmylyMom247 October 29, 2017

meditating 

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs
"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile
meditating by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009

Migrating Host.. 

The worst thing that could ever happen to a COD zombies player, happens when player 1 leaves or somebody has pisspoor internet. Usually only seems to happen during a good game and in the worst possible moment.
Player: wow I got ray gun from the box pack a punched and a wonder weapon with every perk and competent teammates! I might actually make it to a high round this time!
Zombies server: Migrating Host..
Player: SON OF A-
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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