Social Media Stockholme Syndrome

It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.

J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?

J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?

Social Media Stockholme Syndrome by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014

Media slaves 

Democrats and liberals. Sjw's also....and blm tards

Look at all those media slaves wearing masks alone in their car at a Biden rally

Media slaves by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020

Media Strumpet 

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention

"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "

Media Strumpet by Jerold in Citrus Park February 6, 2020

social media sympathy 

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

social media sympathy by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

Media Studies

The lesson where peeeople sit on their asses and do nothing, often they play games and take up the practice of 'parkour'.

That waster kid
The short ass midget both play games in Media Studies

Media Studies by The Waster in Media April 24, 2011

media socialite 

A person, who has a largely known reputation and a high social media presence in social media society

Linda Duberson is a media socialite, she has 60000 followers!

media socialite by etreuf75 January 31, 2016

media storm 

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.

I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.

media storm by QuacksO March 2, 2018