Maturity

I had thought I knew what maturity was…then I graduated high school

He had so maturity

by dopey98 November 13, 2017

Maturity

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.

I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...

by choiceboards March 15, 2018

Mature

Something most world leaders are not

That president was not mature enough to run America.

by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019

matural

Natural maturity or being mature in a natural way

Experience is a matural teacher.

by Hercolena Oliver November 23, 2008

mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring as all hell.

Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.

by judochop October 26, 2007

mature

a person who is old enough to buy their own liquor and does not read their boyfriends emails and respond for him.

a person who frequently goes on their boyfriends email or msn or facebook and pretends to be him in order to have conversations with his friends is NOT mature.

by MatureGirl69 September 28, 2007

matureer

being more mature than someone else

WOW! that allyse is a lot matureer then roy!

by sdldsafsaf January 08, 2009