He had so maturity
by dopey98 November 12, 2017

by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.
by choiceboards March 15, 2018

Experience is a matural teacher.
by Hercolena Oliver April 3, 2009

by judochop January 5, 2009

a person who is old enough to buy their own liquor and does not read their boyfriends emails and respond for him.
a person who frequently goes on their boyfriends email or msn or facebook and pretends to be him in order to have conversations with his friends is NOT mature.
by MatureGirl69 October 12, 2007

being more mature than someone else
by sdldsafsaf January 7, 2009
