masturbaficionado

(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest lubes and/or sex toys in order to achieve the highest levels of independent sexual gratification.

You may like to stroke it, good sir, but I am a masturbaficionado — I take such things seriously.

by Snark Chariot September 18, 2014

Masturbooping

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

Masterbooking

Hitting the "like" button on your own Facebook status.

Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.

by lrchtr December 7, 2009

Masturbactivism

A Facebook and Twitter phenomenon whereby a user takes a meaningless action that makes they themselves feel like they're doing something about an important issue (possibly even involving a slight dopamine response) — WITHOUT DOING A FUCKING THING ABOUT THAT IMPORTANT ISSUE.

I engage in masturbactivism at least once a day by changing my status to the surface and/or material I jerk off into, all to courageously raise awareness of low sperm counts!

by CronicMasturbactivisit December 5, 2010

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

Masturbaids

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

by C. Albano December 9, 2008