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(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest lubes and/or sex toys in order to achieve the highest levels of independent sexual gratification.
You may like to stroke it, good sir, but I am a masturbaficionado — I take such things seriously.
by Snark Chariot September 18, 2014
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