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masturbaficionado
(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest
lubes
and/or
sex toys
in order to achieve the highest levels of independent
sexual gratification
.
You may like to
stroke it
,
good sir
, but I am a masturbaficionado — I take such things
seriously
.
by
Snark Chariot
September 18, 2014
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