martinophobia

-noun- The fear of people named Martin.

"Why are you all scared of me?" asked Martin, "Do you have martinophobia?"

martinophobia by theAlien July 1, 2009

martino 

M-are-t-EE-no:
the act of incorporating a scientific term/notion into an everyday conversation.

Guy 1: "Bruh- I bet the Earth makes fun of the other planets for not having any life."
Guy 2: "uhh..."
Guy 1: "#Martino."

martino by butyoureugly June 18, 2014

Martino Dutchboy 

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.

I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.

Martino Dutchboy by antonius April 9, 2003

martino somma

The art of crawling on your opponent(s) in hand-to-hand combat.

Wow, this kids a real Martino Somma

martino somma by Jamesius, King of the Tractors June 20, 2017

martinoob 

Kind of Martini, but it subcommunicates a lower value than an ordinary martini

Hell! This was a god damn fucking shitty martinoob, you should have put ice cube in the glass!!!

martinoob by dlmqteur January 22, 2008

Martino Dutchboy 

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin

I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

Martino Dutchboy by Big Ball Sally April 9, 2003

Martinocracy 

The term used to identify the ruling of Principal Michael Martin. Usually involves lies, bullying of teachers and students, and constant rambling on announcements with the use of the phrase, "book bag and all." First referenced publicly on the Lil Su song, "No Sleep (Back To School remix)."

Dude I can't wait to go to college, so I can escape the Martinocracy.

Damn bro, I wish there was someone who would step up and overthrow the Martinocracy.

Haha, that rule is just another joke from the folks of the Martinocracy.

Wow a dollar fifty for one diet powerade, just another way for the Martinocracy to take our money.

Martinocracy by CO2012Oxford May 29, 2012