mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

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Masturdementia

A mental illness caused by masturbating too much. The person is no longer able to recall whether he/she masturbated that day, or if it was in fact a different day. More common among the male crowd although women are not immune to this illness.

Oh man, my nut this afternoon was so thick! or wait... was that on monday? Damn, I must be getting masturdementia..

by Dr. Cock-topus December 10, 2010

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masturdate • Masturdating • Masturdebator • Masturdebate • mantard • man turd • Masturdebatable • mantarded • masturdam • Masturdancing

Maturday

When Friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a Saturday and it feels like a Monday

-I hate Mondays

-It's Saturday

-I hate Maturday

by morth March 9, 2011

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masturdater

A person who masterdates

John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.

by Fuckboy114,506JkLolz June 19, 2017

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