maestro

extremely gay bipolar mentally ill teenager with post traumatic stress disorder

"bro you sound like maestro rn"
"don’t compare me to that mf omfg"

by chloroquine April 27, 2022

Maestro Moment

A moment in which the sheer magnitude of the Maestro’s genius can be felt by others through the greatness of his actions they bear witness to.

I’ll never forget our experience salvaging that Spanish treasure hoard, that was a Maestro moment.

by JJG69 June 20, 2024

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.

screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026