mum
mum by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004
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mum
What british people say instead of mom. Some people who say it are stuck up assholes who think Americans pronounce it wrong, but what we've actually done is perfect the language to what makes more sense, just like they invented muskets, but we've perfected them into high-tech guns.
british asshole: Hi mum, we're better than those Americans that say "mom".
American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.
American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.
mum by Nor_Cal_Jack December 28, 2005
Mum
The best person on planet earth. She will always be there for you no matter what. Don’t ever mistreat her. She’s the only one you’ll ever have. She’s beautiful. She’s kind. She’s caring. She has a huge heart. She knows your fake friends before you do. She will try her hardest to make you happy and you should never forget that she always loves you no matter what.