Definitions by Thewin

mum 

The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.

British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf

mum by Thewin September 3, 2007