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The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.
British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf
by Thewin August 27, 2007
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