Whattt! (Your lying)

God sentence used fora quick shag or to tell someone
That’s it’s bullshit

Lewis:yeah she squirted

Isaac:Whattt! (Your lying)

by Aizakku September 5, 2019

lying ass bitch

A lying ass bitch is a woman who melifacently twist the situation in front of her by stating irrelevant and hypocritical allegations from events prior or assumed to bend the rules of engagement back into her favor. Example: Marie I can't sopport you anymore, I gave you a place to live when you lost your house and you have told me for six months that you will get a job to pay me back. But all you do is nothing , now I have to move because of the extra strain of taking care of you . Marie's response: I'm so depressed that I can't even get dressed most days because you treat me like I'm a peice of shit! Me speaking:? Um this problem is six months old now.!. How can you just assume that I would strain my financial situation to the state of bankruptcy and homelessness for you to chill ..Marie speaking: You don't have to start calling me names ok, I don't deserve this ! I fucking hate you mother fucker!Response: .... you get what's going down next... Who the fuck?! What ?! You just what?! Oh hell no bitch! (Actually treat her like she says you have been) outcome : Bitch start fucking your neighbor two doors down and takes sweet ass time getting her shit out your house. Then when you move she already did the same shit to neighbor and is squatting back at the house you lost and talking mad shit like she made you leave because you didn't do shit! Lmfao ,loose lips sink ships bitches.

You lying ass bitch ! You didn't pick up you kids from school today because Its Saturday hoe!

by Haskin79 April 5, 2016

lying

what your girlfriend thinks your constantly doing.

GF:"where'd you go last night?"
BF:"i went to the movies with some friends."
GF:"your lying to me!" (cries)

by viktor vaughn December 25, 2007

lying hole

Consistent fibberary, trying to explain oneself with lies, repeat lies building upon lies to try to cover up other lies. Refers to mouth

Person 1: Shut your lying hole. It's just disgussing that you have to lie and bullshit me.

by That Raffy Taffy January 26, 2015

A lying giant

Someone who is so good at telling lies that he or she can convince anyone to believe them!

Tom tells everyone at work that he used to be a senator and because he's so good at convincing everyone in his lie they believe him thus making him a lying giant!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

lying son of a bitch

i'm still upset about this guy...
see tag below for the story

just you wait, you fat bastard. it's almost Christmas Eve, you lying son of a bitch.

by Bumblebee Transformer Kid May 28, 2010

lying on the square

A term created by Al Franken, used to reference when someone is saying something as a joke, but they know that its the truth.

"Sure, I'm the bad guy" joked Tom, but Jack knew he was Lying on the square.

by Mike Zimmermann February 2, 2006